crop dusting

Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it.

The restaurant's so busy tonight that you can get away with crop dusting your own section

by Matt Turbot Monroe December 8, 2003

Knuckle-dusting

V. The act of female masturbation so frequent and furious that one's knuckles become raw from constant friction and moisture.

"While my partner was away for the summer, I spent my days and nights totally knuckle-dusting the shit out of myself".

"The pain of knuckle-dusting is nothing compared to the pain of loneliness and celibacy".

"Knuckle-dusting is the chain-smoking of sex".

by PenePee December 5, 2013

ninja dusting

Giving off a silent fart, grabbing it with your hand and then bringing your hand up in a ninja fashion and throwing your fingers open, unleashing the putrid stench.

Did you see that guy ninja dusting everyone? What a maniac.

by bRad nig January 2, 2008

donkey dusting

a shart occurring while attempting a crop dust; the act of creating a shartifact

I need to go home to change my underwear. I tried to crop dust down the aisle but I was actually donkey dusting.

by iwynr September 9, 2010

Dusting the treasure chest

Fornicating with an elderly woman

I'm "Dusting the treasure chest" on your grandma

by beaver pincher August 7, 2010

Dusting the Pickle

To take an object such as a funeral urn filled with cremated ashes and dip one's penis inside, covering it in ex-person dust.

"Did you hear Dave's parents kicked out their lodger a week after his Grandma's funeral? They came home and found him dusting the pickle in the kitchen"

by Harsh Dictionary May 22, 2023

Cube dusting

The act of ripping heinous ass in the hallway adjacent to a row of cubicles and walking away as if nothing happened. The resulting stench may or may not overpower the unlucky occupants who happen to be happily working away in the cubicles closest to the blast radius.

Heather: "Man it really stinks, do you smell that Steven?"

Steven: "Yup, it smells like someone has been cube dusting a load of asshole."

Heather: "Damn that must be it! Jay just walked by to go to turn in his TPS report."

by Mike AZ May 22, 2009