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durian

this fruit smells like feet,gasoline,and fart mixed togeather... the first time u eat it.. it tastes HORRIBLE. most however are lured back to the smelly fruit for some odd reason and become addicted
this durian smells like my ass but it tastes amazing
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Durian

A fruit covered in spines ranging from 1cm to 2cm long. Dirty green husk with a creamy yellow fruit inside. The thick husk can only be hacked open with a machete. Usually enjoyed in South East Asian countries like Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand of which the 'D24' variety are considered most delicious.

The durian is considered the King of all fruits in South East Asia.

However, the durian is a fruit that you either love or really hate. Those who hate its aroma/ stench have described it as "smells like straight ass", a rather apt description for this amazing fruit.

fruit machete husk Singapore Malaysia Thailand D24 durian South East Asia straight ass
That durian attacked me with its spines and if that wasn't enough, when we did open it up, it invaded my nostrils.

I love durian.
by Ez3quiel January 15, 2013
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