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Self Dutch Oven

The act of trapping one's own, rancid flatulence under covers, and inhaling deeply. Typically performed by members of the male gender who secretly enjoy the smell of their own gas, and encourage their more evolved partners to break wind.

Synonym: To Buck; To give oneself a Harry
" I don't mind my farts, I kind of like them. I self dutch oven from time to time. Go ahead and just fart will you!"
by webabunti September 19, 2016
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Dutch Oven

To trap the person you sleep with under the covers and fart.
Boy: I got you something

Girl: What ?

Boy: A DUTCH OVEN !
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Vehicular Dutch Oven

When the driver pushes the window lock button before farting thereby fumigating the entire car.
Mike ate three 7-11 hot dogs then performed a vehicular dutch oven. We almost hurled.
by nyteacher February 22, 2011
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dirty dutch oven

When attempting to give a girl a dutch oven, a shart occurs. Sometimes several marks are left behind. This is a great prank for the one night road game.
Doug: "How was the girl from last night?"
Randy: "She was a cunt, she wouldn't even swallow. I gave her a dirty dutch oven."
by dirtydutch416 November 25, 2010
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the dutch oven

While you are getting a blow job from a girl, throw a blanket over your body(including her head), and fart. This causes her to be "hot boxed" in the stench of your fart
I finally had the chance to pull the dutch oven on my girlfriend last night. Then she dumped me. oooops
by sazthegreat May 26, 2008
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Self Roasting Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage
My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven
by Dirk Longfellow June 15, 2006
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Dutch Oven

The action of trapping an unsuspecting person in a place which you have released a deadly fart cloud. This "place" can be under the bed covers, in a sleeping bag, in a locked car, in a closet, or any place that will trap the cloud allowing maximum fumage.
On our camping trip, Joe Bob gave me a dutch oven by farting into my sleeping bag and zipping me up in it. I survived to tell the story.
by Manda Pixel January 28, 2008
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