Dungeons and dragons

The best thing in the history of man that allows nerds and other people that are not "normal" to create a world in which they can be the strongest and or the smartest person ever.

Every sunday Brian,Carl and I have a 6 hour D&D session with our dungeon master Keegan to escape this normal really boring world of ours.

by Bobby Rayner July 18, 2004

dungeons and dragons

A pencil and paper role-playing game. Considered by some to be the unofficial beginning of the fantasy/geek subculture.

Why don't you go play dungeons and dragons with your geek friends?

by E. R. Faust July 21, 2005

Dungeons and Dragons

Please don't murder hobbo in my game

They ruined my campaign, George, they killed the ally King in the First session, oh god, i don't think i Will ever play a Full dungeons and Dragons campaign

by Ohgodwhyfuckingwhypainaaaah April 10, 2020

Dungeons and Dragons

The thing that has help the Catholic Church keep from having sex for 30 years

Dungeons and Dragons is so awesome though i wish i felt the nice touch of a woman

by Jesus and his Disciples April 23, 2006

Dungeons and dragons

To quote popular rock entertainer Marilyn Manson's autobiography:

'If each cigarette reduces your life by 6 minutes, then each game of Dungeons and dragons delays the loss of your virginity by 6 weeks.'

John: I've played Dungeons and dragons 15 times, and thus, the loss of my virginity has been delayed by 90 weeks!

Pedro: ...Want a cigarette?

by OMFGBENNEYTEE January 11, 2008

dungeons and dragons

A board game that is a temporary utopia for dorks, nerds, and geeks like me. You can do literaly whatever you want.

Let's go play dungeons and dragons, my character just got this cool new feat.

by Gareth Klieber January 4, 2006

Dungeons and Dragons

A game that losers and rejects play and talk about all day at school because they do not know anything else.

Look, that fag over there with clothes from salvation army plays dungeons and dragons all day.

by snakes on plane September 2, 2006