To quote popular rock entertainer Marilyn Manson's autobiography:
'If each cigarette reduces your life by 6 minutes, then each game of Dungeons and dragons delays the loss of your virginity by 6 weeks.'
'If each cigarette reduces your life by 6 minutes, then each game of Dungeons and dragons delays the loss of your virginity by 6 weeks.'
John: I've played Dungeons and dragons 15 times, and thus, the loss of my virginity has been delayed by 90 weeks!
Pedro: ...Want a cigarette?
Pedro: ...Want a cigarette?
by OMFGBENNEYTEE December 29, 2007