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discreet incounter

a person thats secretly having sex with another person other then your spouse.
Tim wanted a discreet incounter so he went on a dating website to find a lucky woman.(but shes a bitch)
by oopopop March 21, 2008
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Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie

1972 movie by Luis Bunel in which a group of friends try to dinner together but can't because something odd always comes up.
"Hey this is the third time this week that we had to cancel getting together because somthing suddenly came up. It's just like that Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie movie"
by Yes indeed August 11, 2009
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disscreets

People you know that hate you but won't admit it and when your around them, they act like they have no problem with you; talking behind your back
Person 1:Ay, u know why(fill in blank) is dissin me?
Person 2:Nah, but they helladiscreet about it.
Person 1: U know what I call people like that?
Person 2: No? What?
Person 1: Disscreets.
by Sangapulo March 13, 2008
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discreet

"So I's walkin' down DISCREET when ... Niggacadabra !! A whole book of gift coupons from Popeye's just fell from the skies right be fo my eyes!"
by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006
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discreetion

Noun - When a person attempts to be discreet but accidentaly leaves a trace of 'something' (usually a bodily solid, liquid or gas) behind.
1. "That hot girl in the mini left that brown discreetion on your couch!"

2. "I know I inturupted my boss while he was masturbating. I shook his hand and there were discreetions..."
by Takes-Shit-Standing July 18, 2012
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Discreet Encounters

Another way of saying to go have gaysex
I'm gonna go have Discreet Encounters now
by discreet December 5, 2003
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Ninja Discreet

being extra careful about doing something. You are discreet, but to the umphteenth degree. Like Asians. And discreet Asians would be ninjas, right?
Cass: Man, boys are so lucky. They can scratch whatever they want, whenever they want. WHEVER they want.

Me: Us girls can, too. However, since we are ladies *holds up a pinky* we must be ninja discreet about it. Observe. *looks to the left, then to the right before scratching boob*
by MyNameIsChachi March 16, 2013
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