Cuffing his dummy

Masturbating

The pervert got caught cuffing his dummy under his coat in a porn theater.

by Macsloan December 2, 2014

CRASH DUMMY

Any individual who knowingly and repeatedly puts themselves in dangerous situations without any consideration of strategy, tactics, or self-preservation.

If you want a raise, don't be a crash dummy and go one a one-man strike.

by EchoedOut September 17, 2015

dummy hard

A term used to express praise towards something, which can be another form of fire. Often used to describe objects/things that are exemplary or of high quality.

"Damn bro, this song goes dummy hard!!!1!!"
"Yea man, it's a good one,"

"Wow your outfit goes dummy hard, looks great,"
"Thanks bro,"

by avaryjobmac March 22, 2019

dumpypenis

when your penis has been worn out from too much fucking or beating off

man, i can't go out tonight, i have dumpypenis!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

Dummy thick

When a chick is sooooo damn thick, she makes boys dumb af

Bro Kate is so Dummy thick , she made my IQ go down

by Jayyy13 May 23, 2018

Dummy-o

Any generally stupid individual who solicits and receives good advice but still does some fucked up shit then has the audacity to come to you and whine about what happened.

Girlfriend: I dont know why I didnt listen to you
Boyfriend: Why what happened? ( already knowing that the answer is going to piss you off )
Girlfriend: You were right, He was trying to get into my pants...sob sob. I thought he was my friend will you forgive me.
Boyfriend: shut the fuck up dummy-o, I told you that shit would happen. Get away from me.

by Steve74 January 16, 2009

Hockey Dumpy Syndrome

When a Hockey player works a specific set of muscle while playing hockey, causing them to have an unbelievably fat ass, that no longer fits in a pair of pants.

"DANG number 31 got that hockey dumpy syndrome for real!"

by HockeyDumpySyndromeAwareness December 18, 2022