law of infinite dumbasses

This refers to a work situation. This law states that if you fire the dumbass at work, either his replacement will be a dumbass, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumbass. Thus, you can never have a dumbass-free work place.

Well, we canned Jim for screwing up all the time, and now Bill does nothing but fuck up. The law of infinite dumbasses never fails.

OR

Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.

by wookieewagon September 21, 2013

Dumbassery

The complete and total act of being a dumbass.

You must be full of dumbassery for sleeping with your best friend's hot sister and letting him find out from her.

by Dankeshane August 20, 2010

dumbassery

Noun. Stupidity to the next level. Epic idiocy for which there is no excuse.

What dumbassery is this!?

by CardenB666 May 5, 2014

Dumbasserosis

A disease with people who adds stupidity, idiocracy and dumbassery to their bodies and braincells deciding to do something lethargic for fame and attention that easily would get them to trouble, or Karma.

There seem to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere in this world.
Just a disease where dumbasses never fails to fail.
Yes, the bad case of Dumbasserosis. Just as expected!

by BigJHeard21 July 6, 2019

Dumbosexual

The sexual attraction towards flying Elephants.

"That flying elephant is hot! I am dumbosexual"

by Joegamerhaha February 4, 2022

dumbassery

a unified front of dumbasses

not once person has denied their dumbassery

by tahir from the "gAmERs" June 7, 2023

Determined Dumbassery

A phrase used to describe a person who is extremely determined that they end up doing something stupidly past what they initially intended.

“He dared to point at sky and curse at god, not realizing he was facing the wrong way.”
“That, my friend, is what I like to call Determined Dumbassery.”

by OhMyGodWhy July 22, 2021