Duct ape

A reclusive member of the primate family which resides in air ducts. Can occasionally be heard making large crashing sounds which are often explained away by upper management as the turning on and off of vague air-flow systems.

The 3rd floor duct ape threw another banana at me this morning.

by Apes Rule October 23, 2008

Dusty Depot

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Nurse: Sir, you've been in a coma for the past 2 months
Sir: Oh boy! I can't wait to drop Dusty Depot!

by bl-asian June 1, 2018

Call Of Duty Chat

Where 8 year old's learn all of the curse words known to man.

Hey honey, how did Timmy learn the word fuck?
Probably from Call Of Duty Chat.

by Activate Windows December 30, 2020

Ducky Box

The container wherein one stores their sex paraphernalia, e.g., condoms, lube, massage oils, etc.

Sally: "Hey Joe, want to try the throbbing bicycle?"

Joe: "Sure, just let me stretch and get some supplies from my ducky box."

by Mr. Orange Julius September 7, 2010

Dusty Crystal

A dusty crystal is a slang term commonly used to describe a rare sexual experience involving narcotics, specifically crystal meth. The man first inserts some amount of crystal meth into a woman's anus (the amount depends on both the thrill desired and the inner diameter of the woman's anus). After a satisfactory amount of crystal meth is inserted, ie there is no leakage, the man sits behind the woman, with his face very close to the woman's buttocks. Once the man is ready, the woman violently induces flatulance and the man inhales deeply through his nose, intaking all the previously inserted crystal meth and any other gases.

Hooker: "Hey baby, want some company tonight?"
Man:"How much for a Dusty Crystal?"
Hooker:"What's that?"

by sm00th February 20, 2009

Dusty Little Yute

Those kids a year below you who scream in break

Shut your mouth you dusty little yute fam

by SternDesSudens March 24, 2021

Carl On Duty Black Cops

A very popular game with today's generation of kids. it tells the story of a struggling cop named Carl as he try's to solve the case of who is the real Slim Shady?Carl then gets him self in lots of trouble along the way such as running in to the line at KFC, as well as bumping in to his old mischievous friend Sir Lord Thomas Clifford Birtwistle NBE and OBE who is famous for smuggling in monkeys Carl has to arrest him as well but things don't go quite as planned. It is a very emotional and deep game which really appeals to those who enjoy games on crime, and also those who wish to have an insight to the life of a black cop.

Fred: What game you playing there Bob?
Bob: Carl on duty black cops.
Fred: Don't you mean Call Of Duty Black Ops?
Bob: No........
Fred: ..........
Bob: ..........

by Chewitt 56 December 16, 2011