dumbpression

When your dumb but also really depressed and you say something stupid when having a conversation with someone.

“Hey how are you today John?” Said Josh
“Is this human?” Said John

Cause John has depression and he Was dumb he has dumbpression

by Wtf.com1 April 19, 2021

dickpression

depression caused by a lack of, or longing for dick.

not exclusive to any gender or sexuality. u don't need to be attracted to people with dicks to be dickpressed.

universal, non-binary, gender neutral mental condition

Kurt: why does Jamie look so sad?

Rita: I think it's because Eden's been out of town so long, they're going through a little dickpression phase .

Tyler: Man, I'm dickpressed as fuck, just wanna hang out with the bros like we used to, back in the 205!

Brenda-Lynn: Becky omfg stop acting so dickpressed, if you wanna fuck just get on tinder and find a late night organ donor.

by hushgush February 6, 2022

dankpression

mm so sexy my favorite admin of all time

i wont him so bad

oh god dankpression is so sexy im so wet

by danks ex wife November 22, 2021

dankpression

A combination of dank (as in dank memes) and depression. Meaning you are depressed but your life is so surrounded by memes that even your depression is a meme and its something to joke about.

I had to tell her I was dankpressed. I've been struck with dankpression.

by anonymous November 22, 2021