Taking a shit and giving a blowjob at the same time. In the same family as a ‘blumkin’, but the positions are reversed, and the person pooping is simultaneously giving a blowjob.
by Phytz January 10, 2020
Get the Drumpler mug.When one takes a dump which has terds so long and tall that they appear to stand, as if on stilts, straight up in the toilet. a true dumplestiltskin must be two such terds, preferably with the heads peeking above the water level.
I took a dumplestiltskin today that was so tall i thought it was going to run after me when i flushed!
by Johnny Egglehouser March 12, 2014
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DUMP-ler
Noun
1. a person who makes dumplings
2. a person who crafts delicious small savoury dough snacks filled with meat and/or vegetables.
Noun
1. a person who makes dumplings
2. a person who crafts delicious small savoury dough snacks filled with meat and/or vegetables.
"I was at a dumpling festival the other day and there was this dumpler with some crazy cool skillz"
"Mum, Dad, I'm a dumpler..."
"Mum, Dad, I'm a dumpler..."
by Alph3 November 13, 2019
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John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.
by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011
Get the Dumples mug.Any endeavor which has been driven into utter failure through sheer incompetence.
Based on the ancestral family name and business record of a famous megalomaniac whose only major accomplishment is marketing his own name to secure venture capital from credulous investors.
Based on the ancestral family name and business record of a famous megalomaniac whose only major accomplishment is marketing his own name to secure venture capital from credulous investors.
by Fireholder August 19, 2016
Get the Drumpfed mug.(1)The act of defecating on an object that is not a toilet. Predominately, on someone else's property.
(2) The act of unintentionally defecating in a pair of borrowed pants.
(2) The act of unintentionally defecating in a pair of borrowed pants.
(1) Dude, I totally just took a dumple stiltzken on the hood of your step sister's car.
(2) Joe forgot to pick me up for work today, so I made a dumple stiltzken in those pants he let me borrow and put them in his locker.
(2) Joe forgot to pick me up for work today, so I made a dumple stiltzken in those pants he let me borrow and put them in his locker.
by DKali January 19, 2009
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if youre talented enough to pull this off then you can probably suck your own dick, just throwing that out there
if youre talented enough to pull this off then you can probably suck your own dick, just throwing that out there
by davestheman666 February 26, 2011
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