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Drug Dealer

"A man that only wants to see you happy"
-Quackity
A nice quote from Mexican gamer Quackity when he was trying to be a drug dealer in Minecraft and offering drugs to Tommyinnit and Tubbo's sister Lani.
Drug Dealer by idisijididi May 12, 2021

drug dealer

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drug dealer by The Real Tapi December 11, 2022

Drug dealer

A true bottom-feeder and a criminal. Equivalent in stature to a child molester. A person who profits off of other people's sufferings. A drug dealer won't sell it to his mom. He won't sell it to his sister. But, he'l sell it to his friends out on the street.
Drug dealers, on average, only manage to keep selling for 2-3 years before they are either arrested, murdered, or quit.
Drug dealer by Walking Tall April 23, 2007

drug dealer minute 

when you text or call your drug dealer and he says he will be there in a "minute." A minute is another word for hour to them so you don't go to another dealer. This can get irritating, especially when you want your drugs.

Heres some help for when this happens:
5 minutes = 30 minutes
15 minutes = 45 minutes
30 minutes = didn't leave his house yet
Vinny: "Yo my dealer said he'll be here in 5 minutes, where the hell is he?!"
Kevin: "It's gonna be atleast another half hour before he comes, he's playin the Drug dealer Minutes"

Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer time is like being on mushrooms. 1 minute feels like 2 minutes. But instead you are not on mushrooms and you are waiting an extra minute for every minute said. Drug Dealers obviously don't know how to tell time and when they say they will meet you in 15 minutes. You won't see them till half an hour. There's a few reasons why this is...
-They think they will be there in time, but somehow traffic is always slow.
-They know they won't be there in time but they want you there first so they don't have to wait.

-Or they just are fucking dicks and don't care about you.
Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer- "go there now ill be there in 10"
Me- "Alright"
-20 Minutes later-
Me- "where are you?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm almost there 5 mins"
-10 minutes later-
Me- "where you at dude?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm a block away"
-3 minutes later-
Drug Dealer Arrives
Drug Dealer Time by Peshyo November 15, 2011

Drug dealer moment 

When your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, Xanax, etc.) and you have the thought "I wonder how much this would sell for".... Usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.
Dr. Doctor: I'm writing you a precripition for 160MG of OxyContin with no Tylenol, 220 quantity since your in so much pain from your hang nail...I can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed...
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!