last ditch effort

A final, pathetic attempt to do something when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

As a last ditch effort to become the cool kid and bring down all the jocks that shoved him in his locker and and threw him into piles of horse manure, Gerry turned to UrbanDictionary.com, where he could freely post definitions like "Gerry is da man" and "Joe Sparks is a poop-eating twatfaced loser".

by Nick D August 13, 2004

dilly ditching

The act of disposing of ones recreational sex toy, particularly a dildo, in a public space. Especially a residential area.

“She went Dilly Ditching because her toy no longer pleased her and she wanted a new one.”

by SkFredyyP November 2, 2020

dip and ditch

To seduce someone into sleeping with you, usually with the promise of a relationship, and leaving once the act is done.

A : What's up with you and that girl? She seems pretty crazy about you.
B : Yeah i don't know.
A : Fine just don't dip and ditch.

by osheshyal March 5, 2015

ducking ditch

This is what Google Talk to text interprets when you mean to say
Fucking Bitch

I hate you, I hope you die you ducking ditch

by NURSE HOLLY November 17, 2015

dump ditch

A woman's pussy..place where a man can dump his load

Heather needs to clean her dump ditch after the stingers party.

by muff-69-diver January 19, 2023

Ditching

To ditch somebody is to leave them behind without warning.

I can't believe that bitch Audrey tried ditching me for Brandon's party!!

by CeeDawg April 17, 2015

Ditchfinders

Vehicle tires of such unpredictable tendencies or dangerously low ability, they shouldn't be used for more than mundane commuting and sometimes not even that. Budget tires from new or little-known manufacturers that receive universally bad reviews are often called this in Great Britain and Australia, yet the term can be used to describe any tire that due to behavior, design, or condition (i.e., bald), are likely to cause a compromise, if not a total loss of control with relatively little provocation.

"Few things would say idiot, much less poseur quite like putting ditchfinders on your sports car."

by FXnerd November 4, 2012