DRACO MALFOY

NOT A VILLIAN.

DRACO MALFOY ISNT A GODDAMN VILLIAN GET THAT THOUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

by MALFOYDRACO80 May 27, 2017

Dakota Handshake

When two Dodge Dakota owners greet each other by grabbing the others genitals.

Logan didn't want to scare the other driver. So he used the Dakota Handshake.

by Trust me 357 August 3, 2018

The Dakota War

Taken place on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987, Captain Schlurnt and the men of the North Dakotan Army stormed into South Dakota in order to combine the Dakotas into one. The South Dakotan Militia vehemently opposed such a ordeal, leading Major Blunkus of the SDM to prepare defenses in the case of an invasion. Blunkus and his men killed at least 14 North Dakotans, essentially eradicating half the population of North Dakota in a matter of minutes. In light of this devastating loss, the Treaty of Barren Wastelands was signed the next day, keeping North and South Dakota separate for at least the next 41 years.

Normal USA man: Who is in the picture on your mantle?

South Dakotan: Oh, that’d be the Mighty Major Blunkus, who repelled the savage North Dakotans during the Dakota War on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987.

by ehorgski December 6, 2019

Dracophile

Someone who is sexually attracted to dragons.

She was such a dracophile at heart, loving to touch herself while watching her dragons eat, sleep and play.

by Dracophile September 2, 2014

drakosa

The gayest man that plays bad geometry game on redhuseey's discord server that bloxis finds slightly funny. Also another way of saying the word bully directly towards one. A drakosa can be encountered when some kid starts to be a bully, particularly a cyberbully.

A drakosa: "you better not be saying some gay shit again idiot. go back to team fortress two"
Person: yeah you drakosa i have friends too you know? right reader?"

by Bloxis November 17, 2018

Draco Malfoy

everyone whos willing to die for BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HE WAS JUST A BOY WHO HAD NO CHOICE.

can also mean "daddy".

if you wont die for draco malfoy THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE

by iddiefordraco September 6, 2020

Draco

A Romanian Kalashnikov variant for commercial sale in the US that fires 7.62x39 round. Unlike the stand Kalashnikov rifle, it has a 12.5 inch barrel instead of a 16 inch barrel, and does not posses a shoulder stock. It has recently gained popularity with rappers because of it's affordable price, compact size and powerful round. The Draco is a "civilian-legal" copy of the Romanian PM md. 90, which is exactly like the Draco, but has a folding stock and can fire in full auto.

Because the Draco does not have a stock, and has an overall length less than 26 inches, US laws classifies it as a "handgun" instead of a rifle.

1: Hey, I got a new gun to conceal carry and I'm going to the range to practice with it now. Wanna come with?
2: Sure! What gun is it?
1: A Draco pistol.
2: What the hell is that?
1: An AK.

by Autistic Cracker February 21, 2017