texas dragonfly

When your fucking a chick and your home starts flooding so that she has to flap her arms to stay above water.
I had Cindy over and there was a Texas dragonfly
by Mikey Droppelman October 1, 2017
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Dragonfly orgy

When you're in an inner tube on the lake and two mating dragonflies land on your toes.
Yo!! I was at the lake and I had the craziest dragonfly orgy ever!!
by Kiwi loco July 19, 2017
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Dragonfly dangler

The act of having sexual intercourse, anal, oral, whatever pleases you, while jumping on a trampoline(:
Dude, Ellie and Frankie were just doing the dragonfly dangler at TAGS Gymnastics!
by tanktoptwisters March 12, 2011
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Dragonfly Syndrome

A condition of a person, typically a edgy teen, who brags about doing drugs. Posts videos of smoking out of a bong with a description of how it changed their thoughts on existential life. Thier mom is a wash out prostitute who looks 80 at the age of 40. Dad left for cigarettes and never came back. Born out of a wine glass.
Nobody cares about your trips, you have dragonfly syndrome.
by Liploss April 20, 2020
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clench of the dragonfly

A for profit clench/schism/subsect of the Church of the Subgenius, with a specific intent to buy out J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, own and dominate, the Church of the Subgenius.

A fraternal club of freaks, weirdos, and other unusual creatures.
Your grounded for going to that "Clench of the Dragonfly" cult meeting.

Joining the "Clench of the Dragonfly" is the stupidest idea ever.

Those greedy bastards at "Clench of the Dragonfly" will never raise the 5.5 billion dollars needed to buy out "Bob"
by Doktor Agon Fly January 13, 2004
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Dragonfly kisses

After achieving anal prolapse tickling the rosebud with tip of dick
It’s so cute when he gives Me dragonfly kisses after hard anal
by Gimmeliberty August 8, 2022
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dragonfly orgy

When siting on an inner tube on the lake and two mating dragonflies land on your toes
Yo!!! Guess what I just got back from the craziest dragonfly orgy!!!
by Kiwi loco July 19, 2017
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