From,"You gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess" a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. Or he's just using it as an excuse for never settling down.
"Gillies has been slaying dragons longer than Jesus!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
by mifter July 28, 2005
Guy1: Bro did you seriously bang that twenty eight year old dragon last night, she easily must have been two hundred fifty pounds.
Guy2: As a dragon slayer it is my duty to keep these dragons away from the castle and in the dungeon (my bedroom)
Guy1: But why so often, that was your fifth dragon this week?
Guy2: Well you know what they say, every knight must slay a few dragons before he finds his princess
Guy2: As a dragon slayer it is my duty to keep these dragons away from the castle and in the dungeon (my bedroom)
Guy1: But why so often, that was your fifth dragon this week?
Guy2: Well you know what they say, every knight must slay a few dragons before he finds his princess
by medievalman3434 December 02, 2010
Someone who is extremely proficient at playing video games, often displaying a mastery of multiple systems (PS2, Xbox 360, Game Cube, PC, etc).
by threespot November 02, 2006
After escaping the wrath of Testicle Torsion, unleash a 4-week nut bomb extravaganza on your girlfriend's headlights. Proceed to breathe fire, and exit with caution.
I gave my girlfriend a glazing job and she quickly became a wax figurine. This was the result of the deadly Dragon Slayer Supreme.
by The Gerber Gobbler February 27, 2010
when a female preforms a hand-job on a male while wearing a ring or rings and therefore rips the skin of the penis
by matty rodger May 23, 2004
Its been said that a long time ago in a galaxy far far away one man, one crafter, one Guild Leader defeated an Ancient Krayt Dragon using not weapons, not force powers, just 20 speeders in unison with one massive explosion bring said beast unto his own demise. His legend shall forever live on as he is now eternally known as "NATE THE KRAYT DRAGON SLAYER".
by Darmonis December 31, 2012
An annoying weapon used by 13-16 year olds who never went outside or showered the nanosecond they touched Roblox
by zaralol44 September 28, 2023