Doucheburg

A douchebag who hides the majority of his/her douchebaginess under the surface. Less than 10% of his/her douchebaginess is showing at any time, but much more lies beneath.

"Dude, Steve was trying to guilt trip me again."
"He's such a doucheburg, you don't even know."

by Apollo Firestar November 13, 2009

douchebread

total Opposite of Snowbread.
Lame,uncool,stupid, worthless pretty much anything negative.

imadumbfuckin12yrold:lolz omagawd imma kick yo a$$
smart kid: dude ...you are so douchebread. get a life.

by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008

Douchebreath

A man who performs oral sex on his female partner after he has ejaculated inside of her vagina and directly afterwards attempts to kiss her is known as a douchebreath.

Eww, get away from me douchebreath, go brush your teeth!

by Nadsss August 8, 2010

douchebrew

A man of the Jewish persuasion that also happens to be a douchebag.

The rabbi that kept making stupid Pollack jokes in front of his congregation was a total douchebrew.

by enderkcmo December 13, 2006

douchecraft

n. The practice of douchery. Engagement in any practices confirming the participant's status as a douche.

Usurpation of the Monroe Doctrine is total douchecraft.

by All Seeing Eye September 9, 2004

douchebaby

Any person, but usually a man, who acts like a douchebag, and then, when called out on being a douchebag, cries about it to other people like a baby.

Any person who does douchebag type actions, but in such a childish way that his/her immaturity is the main reason for the douchery.

A person who does not take responsibilty for his/her own douchebag behavior, or conversely is so immature he or she cannot even recongnize that the behavior is that of a douchebag.

A person not old enough to drive a douche canoe.

My ex won't pay child support, but then acts like a douchebaby when I report his ass to DMV and he loses his licence.

by you want it? you got it! January 17, 2014

douchefractal

Someone who is such a complete douchebag that they exhibit the characteristics of being a douchebag at any scale.

"Truth. Kavanugh is a fractal of douchebaggery; a douchefractal. Everytime you look closer, he gets worse."

by PseudonymOfObviousPerfection September 28, 2018