douchequim

A person who shows qualities of not only being a complete douche, but also a total fucking quim.

Hey check out that guy Dave, he thinks he's awesome cos he's got a macbook and a blackberry, what a douchequim!

by WolfgangUlrich December 23, 2009

Douchesse

A female douchebag.

Look at the douchesse, she got orange fake tan, fake two tone blond hair and a duck face!

by SyllyGrrl1 December 19, 2010

douchequeer

a gay man who likes to clean out his mangina frequently

z0mg, tom is such a douchequeer

by bfaggot August 4, 2006

douchesaurus

A big jerk, idiot, imbecile. A rude person not willing to admit his or her mistake(s).

Pronounced: Doosh-eh-saw-rus

"Some guy came in the diner the other day and didn't leave me a tip; even after I gave him a free order of fries! What a douchesaurus!"

by Krin Gabbard July 28, 2005

douchequeen

When someone is being a huge douche and acting like a queen. Or if a girl is being a douche but you don't want to call her a cunt

Dude1: I'm going to get some scented candles for tonight and you have to clean up and stop playing NHL08!
Dude2: Man your being such a goddamn douchequeen!

Girl: You have to clean up this mess or there will be consequences
Dude: (under his breath) Fuckin' douchequeen!

by CINDAHBLOCK November 15, 2007

Douchequivalent

When two, or more, people are the manifest height of douchebaggery, and are each as bad as the other.

I find it hard to pick which dude on “90 Day” is the bigger douche! Sadly, in this episode, they’re all douchequivalent!

by WordsmithCinho2K21 March 16, 2021

douchesuit

an ugly suit that makes one appear as a douche in front of a crappy "photo studio" canvas.

"did you see j bryan's douchesuit?"

"hey douchesuit! nice picture!"

"that douchesuit makes your hips look wide for a man"

by lambnugget May 24, 2007