DoucheNozzle

Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame.

Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go talk to those chicks over there."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."

by RoninDH July 7, 2006

douchenozzle

The business end of a douche.

Look at the douchenozzle on that Ho.

by Rickky Bobbi January 12, 2009

Douchesnozzle

A type of person that acts very douchey and acts like a bitch. Usually used as a weak insult.

Sean: Your such a Douchesnozzle!

Kevin: Who you talkin to nukja?

Daniel: Are you talking bout Brandon?

Brandon: NO! WTF! I know who it is though...

John Dabe: Im a fag

by White[db] October 5, 2009

douchenozzle

A rare synonym of douchebag which replaces the feminine form of the bag with the masculine form of the nozzle. It is used mostly among certain feminists, along with dickbag, because they prefer to use masculine insults like dick rather than feminine insults like cunt regardless of the sex of the insultee.

That guy was such a douchenozzle

by sappin mah entry January 1, 2012

douchenozzle

A person who is totally out of touch with his surroundings, an idiot, fool, asshole, etc...

"That guy who sold me that broken palm pilot is a fucking Douchenozzle"

by Hanky November 12, 2002

douchenozzlelist

a person that constantly portrays the characteristics of a douche nozzle.

See douche nozzle or republican.

Glen Beck is a douchenozzlelist extraordinaire!

by spinlock October 14, 2010

douchenozzle

Someone who acts very snotty, either online or offline, and has no idea they're acting in a socially reprehensible manner.

Did you see her post on FB last night?
Yeah, she's such a douchenozzle.

by Jimmy from the Ville November 10, 2010