douchewaffle

He can economically fix the country but the douchewaffle has gone bankrupt himself.

by ex yankee boy May 2, 2016

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Douchewaffle

Anyone who is related to, associated with, or acts like Michael or Vincent B.

Just the way they act, Mike Dirk Deegler Bhend and is brother Vinnie are real douchewaffles who have terrible swag

by T.W.Y.S January 1, 2017

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a person so Douchy that a bag simply will not contain all of their douchiness therefore they are a Douchewaffle.

That Timothy Gillenwater is the original Douchewaffle

by Mr.CharlieIL June 26, 2017

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“Stop being lynx”
“Whats a lynx?”
“A douchewaffle”

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A person who asks for a donation yet contributes nothing.

- originator: Stonegate.

"Hey! That kelvinn guy is acting like a douchwaffle, because he asks for a donation, gets it, but gives nothing! Oh Snap! Haaaa!!"

by Coc September 1, 2013

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