douchenozzle

1. A fucking nozzle for a douche bag.
2. A hipster
Look at that hipster over there. He's such a douchenozzle.
by SirCheeks July 18, 2012
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douchenozzle

Referring to a person that has passed the requirements for being a douchbag and thus has become a douchenozzle.
You are such a douche that I am deeming you a douchenozzle.
by sirconman July 07, 2009
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DoucheNozzle

Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame.
Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go talk to those chicks over there."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."
by RoninDH July 07, 2006
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douchenozzle

Look at the douchenozzle on that Ho.
by Rickky Bobbi September 24, 2008
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douchenozzle

A rare synonym of douchebag which replaces the feminine form of the bag with the masculine form of the nozzle. It is used mostly among certain feminists, along with dickbag, because they prefer to use masculine insults like dick rather than feminine insults like cunt regardless of the sex of the insultee.
That guy was such a douchenozzle
by sappin mah entry December 31, 2011
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douchenozzle

A person who is totally out of touch with his surroundings, an idiot, fool, asshole, etc...
"That guy who sold me that broken palm pilot is a fucking Douchenozzle"
by Hanky November 12, 2002
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douchenozzle

Someone who acts very snotty, either online or offline, and has no idea they're acting in a socially reprehensible manner.
Did you see her post on FB last night?
Yeah, she's such a douchenozzle.
by Jimmy from the Ville November 09, 2010
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