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Insufferable Douchebags

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A term used to describe a circle of friends that somehow get on your nerves. Used by stuck-up people who range from teacher's pets to just people that are way to smart.
"You guys are all insufferable douchebags"- Amanda
by Attila97 March 5, 2011
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The natural inclination of certain members of the female gender to have sex with terrible dudes.
Although there are a lot of hot birds in this bar, the Propensity to Bang Douchebags (PBD) is through the roof. We need to skate out of here immediately.
by The Real Matty Dubs September 29, 2008
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The title of a fictitious book, used as an insult towards technology programmers who tend to lean towards the ColdFusion platform due to its simple to learn nature despite the fact they lack any programming skills whatsoever.
What? They hired Dan to do CF programming? He sucks! I hope he picks up his copy of ColdFusion For Douchebags!
by Jocko Tam February 21, 2008
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King of the Douchebags

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(1) A person who acts like a complete irresponsible moron one night (such as getting blasted drunk, gambling away a couple mortgage payments, dancing half naked on a bar) and, the next morning, annoints himself as such.
Someone else cannot annoint a King, subject to a rare exception.
(2) An exception to the self-annointment rule occurs when someone is an absolute total douche bag, and calling him such simply won't suffice.
(1) Q: So Mike, what did you do last night?
A: Oh, you didn't hear? I got hammered and spit food all over Mothers bakery. Then I went to the Casino, was up three thousand, but lost it all and another three thousand. I was King of the Douchebags.
(2) Kevin: Man, that guy with the sunglasses and diamond earrings is a total douche bag.
Mike: No, he's KING of the Douchebags.
by Kevin Muscoreil August 8, 2007
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synchronized douchebags

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When there are two cars in front of you on a two-lane road going exactly the same speed, preventing you from passing. Can be expanded for three or more lanes, or even walking behind people on the sidewalk.
I would have been here earlier but these damn synchronized douchebags on the Parkway didn't let me pass for 20 miles!
by purplecowboy September 11, 2009
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A phrase that was originally used against people who were tired when they came back from camp, but has evolved and can now be used against anything that someone might be doing that seems like something a douchebag would do.
1: "Wanna hang out?"
2: "I'm too tired, i just got back from camp"
1: " Wow, your one of those douchebags that's tired when they come back from camp?"

3: "What are you having for dinner?"
4: "Pizza."
3: "One of those douchebags that eats pizza."
by YoudontknowmeYouthinkyouownme October 19, 2009
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mother douchebags!

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Self explanitory. Said when pissed off or in dismay.
by Devin blub September 30, 2007
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