Douchecat

A Blues or Jazz musician who is also a major douche

You see Jim up there on stage playing the cornet? He thinks he's the coolest cat in cat town, but he's a dick to everyone. He doesn't even tip the waiters. He is such a fucking douchecat

by AxeJazz March 24, 2009

douchearama

A gathering of complete douchebags (more than 3) mainly to extoll the virtues of common douche baggery to a much intensified level.

I am not going to the homecoming dance because it turns in to a douchearama!

by flarp jack October 20, 2014

douchecrate

A person is an excessive douche, more that a simple douchebag. Term is derived from a crate of douches which would imply multiple douches.

Man, that guy is douchecrate.
Douchecrate, shut the Hell up.

by Jake Schepers April 18, 2006

DoucheCraker

It Means A While Male/Female That is acting Like a Complete Douchbag!

"Man You're a DoucheCraker"
"Stop Acting Like a DucheCraker!"

by DoucheCraker March 28, 2009

Douchecrate

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.

For example;
visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

by Chieko Feat. Systom May 3, 2008

Doucheocrite

The act of calling someone a douche for no good reason when you yourself is in fact the douche in the out come.

Tom: So I was at work today and some of my coffee spilled on my new jacket and everyone started laughing at me.

Mike: Wow that sucks.

Tom: Right, and if that wasn't bad enough Jerry in the cubical next to me called me a douche for no good reason.

Mike: Really he's such a "doucheocrite".

by Dmedina April 6, 2011

DoucheBagCrat

Euphemism for Democrat

Joe Brandon is a DoucheBagCrat.

by Fast Floyd Richards November 17, 2021