doubtfiring

the act of a man dressing up as a woman in order to be closer to those whom he loves most

Did you see that linebacker-sized nanny go blazing across the restaurant? I think she's actually a dude doubtfiring to get his kids back in his life.

by robin williams October 6, 2012

doubtfit

An outfit that you doubt looks good on you. This realization almost always dawns after one leaves the house, eliminating the ability to change.

I thought that this dress looked good on me, but now that I'm at school it seems like more of a doubtfit.

by keepcalmandmindthegap July 13, 2011

Doubtsies

A friendly sounding yet declarative statement of disbelief towards a comment or statement made by another.

Guy: "My dick is twelve inches long."
You: "Doubtsies."

Dumb friend: "Omg come with me to my uncles funeral it'll be so fun!"
You: "Doubtsies."

by smokeyourshoes August 25, 2011

doubtfit

Noun: A very unappealing outfit, that really shouldn't be worn in the presence of anyone who is able to see.

When Kylie arrived in the pub clad in purple flowery leggings, checked rubber boots, a lime green boob tube, yellow legwarmers and topped with an orange wig, her mates knew she wasn't going to pull that night. They cried in unison "What the hell are you doing in that doubtfit?"

by llanellirog June 14, 2007

Doubtfired

Someone who got off with a male transvestite thinking they were getting off with a woman has been doubtfired.
So called after Mrs Doubtfire, a crazy transvestite that mothers a couple of kids who think its a real woman but a peculiar one.

In the nightclub where Mike is totally tanked up on lager and rum.
Guys Mike has got his hand on its ass look look come now look,
OOOOOH he is leaving with it - sheeeeit he is gonna get doubtfired sometime between now and monday

by Rockafellatio September 5, 2007

Dubfired

To be invited or supposedly welcomed, to participate or attend, in an event, party or show, which you ultimately get denied access to.

Ali ‘Dubfire’ Shriazinia, new Dark Lord Of Techno, and one half of the Grammy winning DJ/production duo Deep Dish, tried to get in @ The Fifth, a trendy club in South Beach, only to be denied entry. Dubfire apparently wasn't on "the list".
Dubfire was dubfired @ the door.

by Sparko March 28, 2008

Doubtfired

A combination of the sexual act of ejaculating on a woman's face and her screaming out "HELLOOOOOO!!" in a British accent.

Usually reserved for particularly creamy loads.

Billy - "Yo, Sally was a freak so I doubtfired that bitch"

Bobby - "I didn't know Sally was British..."

Billy - "she's not"

Bobby - "ohhhh shiiieeet"

by Water Buffalo January 26, 2014