double dutch

jumping rope using two ropes swinging in opposite directions.

jumping rope is easy... but double dutch is hard!

by yo mama September 11, 2003

Double Dutch

When a man stealthily breaks wind in the morning whilst in bed with his wife or girlfriend then slips out from under the duvet and briskly opens the curtains to flood the room with bright morning light. The lady then by automatic response pulls the duvet over her own head and takes a good lung full thus gasing herself...

I Double Dutch'ed my girlfriend on Saturday morning which triggered quite a serious Asthma attack...

by GlynC July 31, 2006

Double Dutch

When you're lying in bed with a girl and fart silently under the covers, then fart loudly outside the covers. She then pulls the covers over her own head, thereby Dutch Ovening herself.

I made my girlfriend double dutch herself last night. Unfortunately, she puked in the bed afterward.

by BroncoCat May 8, 2013

double dutch

putting two fingers into the rectum. term is derived from the little dutch boy who put his finger in the dike. can be quickly turned into a dirty sanchez.

"boy, renee really like it when i do the double dutch to her."

by cleevus September 12, 2003

Double Dutch

Unique and secret language that can be spoken, written, and read. The trick to speaking it is to add "ib" before or after (depends on the word) each syllable. Rules differ depending on the medium of communication.

SPEAK>WRITE means writing it how it is spoken.

WRITE>READ means writing it so that when it is read, it sounds like it is being spoken. Similarities between the two can be identified when both ways are written.

Example of Double Dutch:

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy brown dog."

SPEAK>WRITE translation:

"Thibe quibick bibrown fibox jibumps iboviber thibe libaziby bibrown dibog."

WRITE>READ translation:

"Thaiba quibickbi brownfi boxjai bumpsai bovai berthai balai bayzai bibai browndai bog."

by M.Brado March 28, 2009

double dutch

The best chocolate milk in the world, ever. Can be purchased at Wawa.

"Double Dutch Chocolate Milk is awesome, unless you mix it with Natty Ice."

by Meg January 3, 2004

double dutch

when u have so much weed that u need 2 dutchie cigars to roll a blunt.

damn, look at all this weed, we can roll a double dutch and get double fucked up

by gato September 14, 2003