doosh

The blatant & incorrect spelling of the word douche.

Sohou looks like such a doosh.

After trying to sneak his way back to the message board under an assumed identity, everyone called the poser a doosh.

by Mr. Takenocrap September 13, 2004

doosh

The wrong way to spell douche.

I am an idiot so I spell douche like this: d-o-o-s-h!

by Mysterio April 26, 2003

doosh

The sound you make after you get punched

Hey man lets fight, no way.... :turns back:....o no!! doosh!...fuck, my lip

by Dan Gold December 29, 2003

doosh

the sound it makes when a vinegar truck collides with a water truck

me: whoa, look at those trucks, theyre gonna crash!
trucks: doosh!

by hoboman September 12, 2003

dooshes

A fairly common misspelling of the word, "douches"
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".

{Brief program typed on the Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesis program}

0 reciter
1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
2 end

by Telephony June 1, 2016

doosh

An onomatopoeic word to describe the sound made by a ferocious shot/header/tackle in a football game.onomatopoeia

'And Ronaldo's arriving at the far post, DOOSH!

by Hossy 1981 April 2, 2008

doosh

A word describing the sound your body makes when it gets pushed onto a pile of snow. Also can be used to describe the sound of when you sketched out on a jump either snowboarding or skiing and hit the ground (snow) with your body.

"I was walking with my girl when out of nowhere she pushed me onto a snow bank"
"DOOSH!"
"Then I got up and grabbed her face and repeatedly shoved it into the snow bank!"
"DOOSH! DOOSH! DOOSH!"

by J-Money $ December 28, 2005