doof blast 

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish

tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied

doof blast by ralph cucumber October 12, 2008

Doobie

Doobie

noun: doobie; plural noun: doobies
a cannabis cigarette.

Jeff: Don't be cruel and pass me the doobie!

Charles: Share is care bro!

Jeff: Sweet!

Doobie by CannabisKings April 3, 2019

Doof Stick 

A tall stick, thick enough for attachments of one's choice, used as an identifier to find friends, of artistic or self-expression, to steer the ship or to be used as a staff (like Gandalf).

Jack had lost all of his friends at the festival when he got a bit too cooked. Luckily he was able to find them again when he spotted his mate's doof stick front left of the stage

Doof Stick by Hamantha Salad December 14, 2017

Doodie Hole

Anus, Butthole, Ass

Hey guys, guess what, I put my finger in her doodie hole!

Doodie Hole by Dirty Sally April 9, 2010

Dogfishing 

Putting pictures on a dating website of you and a cute dog, (that is not yours) to attract the attention of the opposite sex. Its like catfishing but with dogs.

Your dog is so cute you should let me playbwith it and than we should hook up.

Thats not my dog.

Shitttt that dude was dogfishing.

Dogfishing by Dickwine October 4, 2018

Doofcone 

A person who is being rude or mean.
Also another word for idiot/stupid.

It can be related to spiffle

Why do you have to be such a doofcone?

Doofcone by miss_paige_turner June 3, 2018

howdily doodily 

Saying "howdy" like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons, a greeting

Flanders: Howdily doodily neighborino!
Homer: Shut up Flanders.

howdily doodily by Blasto the Wonder Dog October 19, 2010