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Hey Detective Shit!Have you seen the Doodie?
Doodie by DoodieKing63 February 13, 2020
A well researched and polled term for poop.
Yo that doodie smells so bad, you must’ve eaten some broccoli!
Doodie by MariaK2021 November 9, 2021
Da Dan
Doodie is the don dada
Doodie by Idkidl November 24, 2021
Someone who’s very special to me
I love you doodie
Doodie by Munchanator March 1, 2023
I love my doodie they’re the best
Doodie by Munchanator March 1, 2023

doodie calls 

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence
Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014