Dog Dick

When you have to take a shit so bad that the tip of the terd slowly makes it's way out of your anus and quickly goes back inside. (The same way a dog's penis moves when it becomes erect).

Damn yo, I hada take a shit so bad I had a bad case of dog dick.

by miggelzworth October 21, 2010

dog dick

a game played with 4 people and a mario party 5 cd.

"who wants to play some of that there dog dick"

"anyone hungry for some dog dick?"

by rick mason January 10, 2004

cut to the dog's dick

Get down to the nitty gritty

Let's cut to the dog's dick, are you going out with me or not?

by Texican1911 January 11, 2017

Dog Dick Afternoon

A spin-off cartoon from the classic film Dog Day Afternoon which stars a horny bankrobbing dog who humps all of the female hostages over the course of an afternoon.

You gotta see this crazy cartoon called Dog Dick Afternoon, it’s killer hilarious!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

dog dick gnats

It's the gnats that fly around the dogs dick. Which are annoying.

Tommy is more annoying than dog dick gnats!

by Donjuan1173 September 28, 2013

dog dick red

simple the most amusing yet discusting color of red in existance

i went to the paint store the other day but they didn't have any dog dick red paint

by Pimp Shit Nick August 11, 2006

Dog Dick Red

A very distinctive shade of red that compares to nothing but a dog dick.

When Derrick pulled his pants down Jennifer said ewwwwww it's Dog Dick Red.

Also normally having a baby dick

by Real Deal Phil July 08, 2019