1. A team sport which consists in throwing a ball at one's opponents and avoiding being hit.
2. The only thing George W. Bush seems not to suck at.
2. The only thing George W. Bush seems not to suck at.
1. Normal kid: Hey wussy! I can't wait to beat the hell out of you at dodgeball today!
Nerdy kid: Well I'll get my revenge when I'm your boss in 15 years!
Normal kid: Then I'd better finish you off.
2. "See how I dodged that shoe? Now everyone knows how I graduated from elementary school." -- Famous douchebag
Nerdy kid: Well I'll get my revenge when I'm your boss in 15 years!
Normal kid: Then I'd better finish you off.
2. "See how I dodged that shoe? Now everyone knows how I graduated from elementary school." -- Famous douchebag
by Yet another random guy December 21, 2008
Get the dodgeballmug. A game that has the players divided into two teams that play on separate sides of a court with a line down the middle that cannot be crossed. Each team is given a number of balls that they use to try to hit someone with. If you are hit you are out, but if you catch the ball the person who threw it at you is out.
This game was played mostly in elementary/middle schools but is now being outlawed. :(
- If you're skinny, hide behind the bigger people. It always works until the teacher sees what you are doing.
- Carry an extra ball to hit other balls coming your way
This game was played mostly in elementary/middle schools but is now being outlawed. :(
- If you're skinny, hide behind the bigger people. It always works until the teacher sees what you are doing.
- Carry an extra ball to hit other balls coming your way
by a dodgeball lover June 23, 2006
Get the DODGEBALLmug. the sole reason that middle school physical education was created
upon the creation of dodgeball came other games deriving from the root word, such as basketball and football, neither of which even compare in quality
upon the creation of dodgeball came other games deriving from the root word, such as basketball and football, neither of which even compare in quality
by andrew May 25, 2004
Get the dodgeballmug. I'm playing dodgeball.
by Kill Debbie Sweeney October 16, 2003
Get the dodgeballmug. A game involving two teams, generally made up of school children in a gym class, and a variety of various sized rubber balls. The object of the game is to ostracize the fat, the slow, and the pussies from the rest of the group by pummelling them with the balls, making them cry, lose their glasses, and have to sit 'out' for the rest of the game. It was unfortunately banned from most schools in the late nineties due to the rise of the fat, the slow, and the pussies to positions of high educational authority positions.
Jimmy: Remember the good old days when we played dodgeball in gym instead of learning underwater basket-weaving?
Johnny: Yeah, like when I hit Fat Fritz in the face and broke his nose to get him out? Good times, man. Good times.
Johnny: Yeah, like when I hit Fat Fritz in the face and broke his nose to get him out? Good times, man. Good times.
by child of the 80s June 8, 2004
Get the dodgeballmug. Dodgeball (or dodge ball) is the name of a traditional elementary school game, taught in high school education classes, but also popular in informal settings, often played by schoolchildren on a playground. There are many variations of the game, but all involve some players trying to avoid being hit by a ball, that other players are throwing at them.
Players are usually split into teams, though sometimes play individually. A number (although sometimes only one) of medium-sized rubber balls (the same sort used in four square) are placed in a central location. The objective of each player is to hit an opponent so as to eliminate him or her from the game. The game ends when one player (or team) remains.
In some variants, catching the ball enacts a reversal; if the target catches (rather than dodges) the ball, the thrower is eliminated. In other variations a catch (in addition to eliminating the thrower) also allows another player from the catching team to re-enter. In other variants which don't allow catching, handling the ball counts as a hit, while punching or handling the ball with a closed fist does not. In all versions, a player who steps from his square to the enemy team's square is also eliminated.
One rule variant specifies that players who are hit, instead of stepping off the court, sit down where they are hit. If any of these players should later catch a ball thrown by the opposing team, the opposing thrower is out (and must sit down) and the player who caught the ball is back in.
Players are usually split into teams, though sometimes play individually. A number (although sometimes only one) of medium-sized rubber balls (the same sort used in four square) are placed in a central location. The objective of each player is to hit an opponent so as to eliminate him or her from the game. The game ends when one player (or team) remains.
In some variants, catching the ball enacts a reversal; if the target catches (rather than dodges) the ball, the thrower is eliminated. In other variations a catch (in addition to eliminating the thrower) also allows another player from the catching team to re-enter. In other variants which don't allow catching, handling the ball counts as a hit, while punching or handling the ball with a closed fist does not. In all versions, a player who steps from his square to the enemy team's square is also eliminated.
One rule variant specifies that players who are hit, instead of stepping off the court, sit down where they are hit. If any of these players should later catch a ball thrown by the opposing team, the opposing thrower is out (and must sit down) and the player who caught the ball is back in.
by iDodgeball.com December 28, 2005
Get the dodgeballmug. THE BEST GODDAM GAME EVER FUCKIN CREATED
Proves who's cool and who's a bitch
And tuffins even the biggest of pussies
But now the schools are outlawing the game
Now fags are more frequently
Could thier be a connection?
Proves who's cool and who's a bitch
And tuffins even the biggest of pussies
But now the schools are outlawing the game
Now fags are more frequently
Could thier be a connection?
Me: LETS PLAY SOME DODGEBALL MOTHERFUCKER
Gay kid: No I Don't like that game and it's ---------not allowed anyway
Me:THATS IT YOUR ON THE OTHER TEAM BITCH
IM GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!!!!!!!
Gay kid: No I Don't like that game and it's ---------not allowed anyway
Me:THATS IT YOUR ON THE OTHER TEAM BITCH
IM GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!!!!!!!
by CRUNK YOU BITCHES December 2, 2004
Get the dodgeballmug.