Dmitri

Dmitri is that guy who plays outdated games and tells really bad jokes. He generally thinks he is hysterical but in reality, people think he is a dumbass. However, he is Russian and generally is good at academics which annoys people as they want more reasons to hate him.

Dmitri is an annoying fuck

by Peter Snider May 19, 2021

Dmitri

One of the kindest, most talented and amazing people you'll ever meet. He's fun and intelligent, and has great style. He is probably one of the funniest people you'll encounter, and makes you laugh with ease. He is athletic, hot, compassionate, sweet, adorable, and has a fantastic personality. Not only this, but he somehow makes everyone around him's life 10x better by being around him.

"Dmitri has an amazing personality."

by alexaisreallyreallycool May 28, 2019

Dmitri Antonov (Enzo)

Literally jesus: he is a side character in Stranger things Season 4 and is a confused russian guard who technically ends up fighting for america
He is a god

James: "I am god"
Linda: "ok dmitri Antonov (enzo)"

by Luke124 July 16, 2022

Dmitri

Tall, stud muffin with gorgeous hair and a beautiful smile. He is super sweet and knows how to treat a girl right!

Damn girl, you got a Dmitri. Nice catch!

by ... .- .-.. .- March 15, 2019

dmitriy

one who knows not too much about not too much

Bush and Dmitriy sittin in a tree....

by Dude Man June 24, 2004

Dirty Dmitrij

Shit Russian head. Period

Dirty Dmitrij is someone who is Russian and is a piece of shit

by John the hassled September 5, 2021

dmitria

a mythical creature with a small head and big feet who makes a mean sandwich. loves skipping, riding bikes in skirts, and eating triscuits by the box. fantasizes about tiny houses and composting toilets.

ever seen a dmitria?
nope, they're mythical.

by mythics February 7, 2010