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Divvy (n.) — Short for divorce. When two people decide to “divvy up” everything — money, furniture, and the will to live.
“Bro, Anjana just dropped the divvy — dude’s out, dog’s hers, and the playlist’s split.”

“That ain’t heartbreak, that’s an Anjana-level divvy. She left with the house and the vibes.”

“Anjana’s divvy era hittin’ different — she glowin’ like she uninstalled 200 pounds of emotional malware.”

“I just dropped a fresh divvy — new me, who dis?”
Divvy by culturifier October 30, 2025
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divvy van 

(Australia)
1. Used to eject hooligans and drunks from sporting arenas while the cops have the cooshy ride up front
2. Note the varieties in vans, in sydney metal seats line either side while in melbourne belt buckles can be found at the back of the van, often broken causing a less than desirable ride home
3. Known to people outside of australia as paddy wagons
"You're goin home in the back of a divvy van" (claps follow this to the tune)

"I was drunken and disorderly so the cops took me home in the back of a divvy...i was moving all around the fucking place because some bastard broke the seat belts"
divvy van by River Dove December 25, 2004

divvy dumpkin 

Childish Lancastrian insult denoting an acute lack of intelligence. Believed to originate from a portmanteau of the names of famous newcaster David Dimbleby and Trumpkin, from 80s fantasy film Labyrinth.
Person 1: You know, I kinda believe what that Jeffrey Archer guy's saying...
Person 2: Jesus, you're such a divvy dumpkin...
divvy dumpkin by Nobscratch June 16, 2010

divvy div div

british slang for stupid // tom holland's and harrison osterfield's nick names for friendship
divvy div div by heyoooopp December 2, 2019

divvy bollocks 

A mild insult for an idiotic person. An alternative insult to 'soft ollies'
'You bloody Californian divvy bollocks'
divvy bollocks by skip147 December 13, 2009

Divvy Cunt 

Marcin you little divvy cunt!!

divvy bint 

divvy- stupid
bint- spastic woman
oi you fockin divvy bint u stole my fags m8
divvy bint by hairy nipples September 21, 2020