ditch pig

A woman who's so skanky, you drive her out, have your way with her and leave her lying in a ditch because she's not worth driving back home.

Who was that ditch pig I saw you with at the bar last night?

by bobsyeruncle January 28, 2008

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Ditch Pig

A "kick 'er to the curb" kind of gal. Someone you've had your fun with, then thought better of it. Low-life bitch. Worse than a regular, "Pig". Someone who crawled out of the gutter. Someone not worthy of your association. The girl that wronged you, and then moved on to a better life, while leaving you in the ashes.

I'm not hangin' out with that "Ditch Pig". I'd date her if she weren't such a "Ditch Pig". We had a good time, but that's all it was, 'cuz she's just a "Ditch Pig", and she'll drag me down.

by Greenmoon October 2, 2011

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A really fat nasty girl, who will try to dress slutty to go to the bar, but ends up looking like a carnival ride.

Did you see that fat nasty girl Kristin at the Matrix? Yeah she was too fat for her clothes and had enough make up on to to scare away a French Hooker. What a ditch pig!

by nosa74 November 1, 2009

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Used when you've wandered into a ditch when in a drunken stupor, and in the following morning had to hitch a ride and get picked up by total strangers.

"Hey, did you know that John was ditchpicked last night?"

"Oh man I'm probably gonna ditchpick tonight."

by wallyladyn May 13, 2010

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Any races, religions, or creeds equivalent of white trash. The trashiest people that even trashy people make fun of. Often seen surrounded by ditch piglets.

Don't go to Walmart the first of the month, the ditch pigs will be swarming.

by Ditch Pig Grand Wizard July 7, 2012

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