Ditching

Multiple definitions,

1) when someone leaves a group/party to go to another party or group of people
2)When someone says no to 1 person but yes to another person to a party or hanging out on the same day
3) forgetting about something purposefully

Nick is ditching tommy to hangout with jack

by Blake1999 August 20, 2017

Tab Dotching

when you hurt someones feeling to the very core only Serious Role-players can perform Tab Dotching

You Dingle Doofus!
Your Mom looks like a frog
You Minge
Stop Tab Dotching

by FalangoGaming January 2, 2021

Dutching the Vaughan

To hedge your bets by hitting on everyone/thing at a party. This is to ensure that at the end of the night no matter how drunk you are you have someone to go screw. Derives from "dutching" which means to place mulitple bets on the same race and Vaughan, relating to the famous singer/womanizer.

"You know Cheryl is horny tonight, she is already dutching the Vaughan all across this party"

by IamCHERYLv March 10, 2009

ditching life

For one to kill themself as by suicide

"I think today is the day I'm ditching life."

by Bumble bee Angelique January 7, 2009

Ditchkin

A credulous creationist ignorant of evolutionary theory who deals in logical fallacies and strawman arguments. A follower of Harun Haya, Eric Hovind, Ray Comfort and other similar charlatans.

"To deny the truth of Creationism is to deny the Word of God Himself. If you don't accept God, you will be condemned to Hell to suffer for eternity."
No logic. No argument. No reason. No intelligence. Just bigotry and self-righteousness. I am a Ditchkin, the Bible tells me so.

by chiggler May 27, 2009

Dutching

1 Getting stoned while receiving head.

2 Being a real player or pimp

3 Just chilling while enjoying some green and cheking out ladies.

4 Relating females and marijuahna with eachother.

5 Judging a female on her looks

1 Guy:"Ey girl, wanna get some Dutching going on?"
Girl: "Oh sure sexy, pass me one too after I'm done with you"

2 "Damn look at that dude Dutching with those hoes"

3 "Oh man, me and some friends were really Dutching it to the fullest yesterday at the club"

4 "Why are you Dutching, boy?"

5 "Nigga, why you Dutching me? Punkass!"

by Dutcher April 28, 2005

Ditchingness

The act of organizing an event, then completly blowing it off, because you had something better to do.

"WTF?"
"What is it?"
"Amy is ditchingness her bowling party"
"Son of a bitch your right! Bad form Amy, bad form."

by EXtremely DISSapointed January 27, 2009