Hitchhiker

A hitchhiker is an individual who travels the universe without the use of a ship of their own. Popular hitchhikers are Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect. Contrary to popular belief, Zaphod Beeblebrox is not technically a hitchhiker because he owns a ship which he has stolen (see: heart of gold)

Also, it is a common misconception that a hitchhiker is someone who knows where his towel is. This fact is only true to froody (cool and together) hitchhikers, giving rise to the popular expression "that frood really knows where his towel is". Arthur Dent and Tricia McMillan are two examples of "froody" hitchhikers

The best hitchhikers have all seen the restaraunt at the end of the universe.

Hitchhiker by Jonathan July 20, 2008

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy 

1. A first book in the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" trilogy by Douglas Adams.

2. A 1981 movie based off the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. Directed by Alan J.W. Bell. Released in US as a collection of 6 episodes, 33 minutes each.

3. A 2005 remake of the 1981 movie that was based off the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. Directed by Garth Jennings, rated PG. A 109 minutes film.

(first lines of "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy")
It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent were of course dolphins. Dolphins had long known of the impending destruction of earth and had on many occasions tried to alert mankind but their warnings were mistakenly interpreted as attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Wiedzmin July 20, 2008

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

Just about the best book in existance!!!!

If everyone read the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, there might be world peace!

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by YouTube December 14, 2008

Teen Hitchhikers 

A Reality Porn Site. Where Men In A Limo Pick Up Teen Hitchikers. And Talk Them Into Having Sex With Them

Yo Man Teen Hitchhikers Is My Favourite Porn Site

Teen Hitchhikers by Kevin69 May 28, 2006

bitchhiker 

Hitchhikers who flip a shit because cars pass them by.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.

I saw that bitchhiker run into the road and flick me off in my rear-view mirror...

bitchhiker by GoatNoises2 December 14, 2009

hungry hitchhiker

The act of giving fellatio (oral sex) while promptly sticking your thumb up the recipients asshole. (Can be used as a noun or verb)

Hey Timmy, you're walking funny... Did you pick up a hungry hitchhiker last night?

hungry hitchhiker by tweeny gorilla November 13, 2015

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

The best triligy (containing 5 books) in the world. IT recently became a major motion picture which totally butchred and americanized the plot , but still was decent. By the kurt vonaget of the 20th century. Totally rocks , a great read. amazing

i just read the hitchikers guide to the galaxy, i look at the world in a totally new way now

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005