"You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."
by NothingAs1tSeems May 3, 2008

Not like your normal Ditch Pig. A Dirty Ditch Pig is a special breed who not only lacks personal hygiene but is also a ho-bag that is a compulsive liar.
by P1sst4nk May 9, 2016

Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"
by Hi_Capacity February 22, 2011

An anorexic looking, bottom feeding, needle banging, disgusting lowlife that’s usually found in the lowest class areas of a city. Commonly referred to as a lot lizard,
by FML-Already April 27, 2025

by SAWFTy July 27, 2019

by dicklover124 January 18, 2018

Disgusting Dirty whore ; The lowest form of white trash ; A slut who denies sleeping around ; Also see Proulx
by Crashbaby8714 December 24, 2014
