florida ditch pig

Extremely, unbearably ugly. Word used to describe lip syncing Ashlee Simpson on MadTV.
"You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."
by NothingAs1tSeems May 3, 2008
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Dirty Ditch Pig

Not like your normal Ditch Pig. A Dirty Ditch Pig is a special breed who not only lacks personal hygiene but is also a ho-bag that is a compulsive liar.
"That chick (or dude) is so low, they're dirty ditch pig low...."
by P1sst4nk May 9, 2016
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Maple Ridge Ditch Pig

Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"
Wow, that Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is really hitting on that group of guys in the Pipe Band...yikes!
by Hi_Capacity February 22, 2011
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ditch pig mi-kay-la

An anorexic looking, bottom feeding, needle banging, disgusting lowlife that’s usually found in the lowest class areas of a city. Commonly referred to as a lot lizard,
She will always be a Ditch Pig Mi-kay-La all her life.
by FML-Already April 27, 2025
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Ditch pig

Jamie R is ditch pig with no class or respect.
by SAWFTy July 27, 2019
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Ditch Pig

A girl that sneaks around with other girls boyfriends knowing damn well they aren’t single
Anna is driving around with my boyfriend again. What a ditch pig!
by dicklover124 January 18, 2018
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Ditch Pig

Disgusting Dirty whore ; The lowest form of white trash ; A slut who denies sleeping around ; Also see Proulx
That Girl is a straight up ditch pig

I don't think that ditch pig knows how bad she looks
by Crashbaby8714 December 24, 2014
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