Jason: Hey Bob can you help me move a washing machine into my attic?
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen
by radioturtle November 01, 2017
Sarah: Im trying to do work
Daniel: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Sarah: arrgghhhhhh your such a distraction!
Daniel: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Sarah: arrgghhhhhh your such a distraction!
by youwishjellyfish March 27, 2011
by about42penguins September 07, 2008
by dsst January 20, 2014
Someone who's always looking to make a scandal out of something to redirect any negative attention or consequences from what they're doing to what somebody else is doing.
The serial arsonist would try to distract people with scandals to avoid any negative consequences for extensive damage done to people's lives by redirecting their negative attention to what this politician or that politician was doing, as a way to keep people dumb and in the dark. If it wasnt scandals, he/she would try to scare people by getting behind strikes, or some other distraction.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020
To be thinking about the boy or girl who you fancy so much, that you cannot really concentrate on anything else.
by DaftBoi July 11, 2008