dissertation

An idea that was spawned from the evil nasty dissertation monsters to make students fail university and waste three years of their life and lots of money

I have a 15000 word dissertation to hand in, in less than 72 hours Argh !

by DirkDiggler April 5, 2003

dissection

An incredible melodic black metal band from Sweden, mixing harsh vocals and sounds with melodic guitar solos. Live Legacy just happens to be one of the best albums ever.

Just listen to it, tool.

by NecroGrim September 19, 2005

dissertation

A large piece of work , mainly done in the wee hours of the morning whilst drinking loads of coffee. Generally in the 10k++ word range

I got a friggen disertation to do and the handin is in 72 hours my god!!

by Jock Strap April 6, 2003

Yellow Dissertation

An academic dissertation that draws heavily upon the uncredited work of others. So named for the yellow highlighting that tends to be used to illustrate the fact, with a nod to the term 'yellow journalism.'

"William Meehan submitted a yellow dissertation drawing upon Carl Boening. Of course, since Meehan is a ranked academic, he will never be called on it."

by ChurchHatesTucker June 1, 2009

Dissecting the Pig

to have sex with a fat girl

Tom questioned his direction in life after dissecting the pig last night.

by Jacquizz "Debrikashaw" Ronan February 21, 2009

disentanglement

The feeling just before your vacation, trip, or blissful moment come to pass. The feeling lingers and speeds by, you feel all your great experiences and the loss of them at the same time.

I felt a strange pang of disentanglement after leaving my true loves. It was as though my soul had stayed with them, on the pita pit bench where we ate our last meal

by digiboi October 5, 2015

Text Dissertation

Sending multiple texts which far exceed the 160 character limit of a standard text message that often includes superfluous details; typically involves complex conversations that should take place via email or phone call.

Diane: Did you understand the point I was trying to make in my text?

Chris: You mean your last 16 texts in a row? No, Diane, because I didn't have time to read your text dissertation. Just call me.

by Tippy_CJM February 25, 2012