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Disquesting

Someone who smokes cracks and rents apartments.
Holly is such a disquesting bitch.
by Jpduhh February 4, 2019
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dissues

The never ending pile of dishes in a single guy or girl's sink.

The food particles left on dishes, even after being cleaned in a dishwasher.
Warren would like to go to the party tonight, but he has dissues to take care of.
by constantineone December 30, 2014
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washin dishes

vb: A term used in reference to a man acting in the same fashion that a woman would, as opposed to choppin wood. More often used when the recipient is fucking up terribly.
Yo nig, you got some crack crumbs in yo beard and is scarin all the ladies away!! Da fuck, you washin dishes or are you choppin wood?!!
by carpet cancer September 29, 2007
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DO THE DISHES

‘Do The Dishes’ is a common phrase heard around the planet by many housemates. Humans as a species have a bizarre fixation with not doing the dishes dating back to roman times when battles were fought by 'gladiators' over who would have to do the dishes.

Scientists have theorized that the act of not doing the dishes is a subconscious action done by the human brain as some form of low level biological experiment in order to understand their environment.

The advent of fast food in the 20th centaury is not the end of the act of ‘doing the dishes’, but simply another step in the evolutionary ladder of ‘doing the dishes’ – Any waste left from fast food is placed into bins, which eventually make their way to rubbish dumps, where the act of not doing the dishes is done on a much grander scale.
OMG Adric Do The Fuxking Dishes!
by Lord President Dalen April 19, 2004
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washing dishes

Originating in New Orleans, it refers to when gang members switch their license plates in order to hide from the cops.
yo, 5.0 on my home we gotta start washing dishes
by Tha LA King October 19, 2014
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Disguesting

To kick guests out of an area, or to 'dis' them.
Drew: Did you just see her kick all her guests out?!
Olivia: Yeah, she was totally disguesting the area!
by Prinzen76 July 11, 2010
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do the dishes

A term used for code around your friends when you have to use the bathroom for number 2.
OMG, I SOOO have to "DO the DISHES"!!
by Sara Spy August 17, 2006
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