distance education

when you are too overpowered for physical school and do it from the comfort of your own home online.

person 1: "Oh you do distance education??"
person 2: "yea..."
person 1 "so its like homeschool"
person 2: "no Jeremy its not"
person 1 "so does your dad teach you about sex education with visuals?"
person 2 "no Jeremy you twat!"
*proceeds to beat Jeremy with a bat*

by kitconnorswife69 August 28, 2022

Distance Learning

a dumb thing that schools do during quarantine to piss their students off

Student 1: Man I Hate Distance Learning
Student 2: Same Bro

by idiot face 69 June 5, 2020

distance runner

distance runners can go long and hard, do it outside, in the woods, and on the move. girl distance runners have quite the butt.

that distance runner sure can move fast.

by H March 29, 2005

Distance Disease

When a member of the opposite sex looks good from afar but looks far from good.

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick across the street!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"

by G.Funk January 29, 2010

Distance banana

When someone offers you a banana from afar; for example, across a crowded room.

“Did you just hear Greg offer me a distance banana in front of everyone?”

by Dirty Matty May 8, 2019

Distance Gang

A group of runners far superior than everyone else. Their endurance is level 1000. While their strength is level 50. They are revered for their impeccable looks and personality.

Dad: Son what do you want to be when you are older.
Son: I want to be a part of the Distance Gang
Dad: (cries) Son I have never heard a child say anything so wise, you are my father now.

by Smoked Pineapple May 26, 2020

distance running

the toughest kind of running. much tougher than sprinting. 90% mental, 10% physical, 100% insanity. can you handle it?

distance running is awesome!

by runnerchick1 February 17, 2009