Dirty Pirate Hooker

When having sex with a girl from behind you tell her you are about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. after that she will turn around and you cum in her eye, then preceed to kick her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and cover her eye with her hand.

Dude your mom was being a bitch last night so I made her into a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

by Cpt. Dirty July 4, 2009

dirty pirate hooker

an elite prostitute which services the dirtiest of the pirate crew

this sounds like a job for a dirty pirate hooker

by bigfeet4life May 14, 2007

Dirty Pirate Hooker

A phrase that is used to greet friends and family.

"Dirty Pirate Hooker!, what are you doing? Wanna go get mega million tickets?"
"Ok, I gotta go you dirty pirate hooker."

by Parnell March 10, 2007

dirty pirate hooker

a dirty, pirate-like hooker. Often times used to describe someone you either
a.) dont like
b.)just committed an act that you do not like

most oftenly used as a exclaimation

Suzy: Ethan your a dick!

Ethan: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker! go back to your home on whore island!

by Mill3rtim3 February 21, 2009

Dirty Pirate Hooker

A nasty female who has fucked more people than a pirate himself has.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh did you hear that fucked another guy?!
Girl 2: Ya she's a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

by not_a_dirty_pirate_hooker June 22, 2006

dirty pirate hooker

another name for a stupid fucking blonde chick who is known for just being her whoreishly self.

Paris Hilton is a dirty pirate hooker thats must die now.

by pirate hooker. July 24, 2006

Dirty pirate skank

A modified version of the pirate (dirty pirate skank) skank, usually dirty as fuck!

Joe: Dude that chick wanted me to eat skittles out of her ass last night.

Friend: Ahaha you got you a dirty pirate skank!

by Snake22787 January 31, 2009