Pyrex Dirt Pie

The result of defecating into a glass pie plate for sexual enjoyment. The non-excreting partner positions herself/himself underneath the plate for visual stimulation.

Jane's particular kink was to introduce the pyrex dirt pie to her adventurous partners.

by Loudthing April 16, 2009

Dirty Pierre

When you wear a red béret and have sex with your mother. Then you eat a croissant.

One time in gym class I gave this girl Caitlin a Dirty Pierre. Ooh La-La!

by PurpleDyke June 12, 2008

Dirty Pierce

Process in which a dog climbs on your penis during anal sex. To get the dog off you proceed to pull out early and insert in dog to scare it away.

Dude when I was doing it with a hot milf her German Shepard climbed on my thing so I had to use Dirty Pierce to scare it away

by Dirty SpongeBob October 30, 2021

Dirty Piero

When someone gets turn on by a picture of a child and start moaning

Yesterday my boyfriend saw a picture of me when I was little and did a dirty piero

by BC1812 September 8, 2021

Dirt Pie

When someone ejaculates into an anus and the male ejaculate seeps out, post coitus.

“When’s its in the puss, it’s a cream pie. When it’s in the ass, it’s a dirt pie.”

by Dirty Dirt Pie April 2, 2022

Dirty Pierre

When a guy named Mike and a guy named Chris 69 while holing a fresh, still warm baguette.

"Where are Tommy and Bert?"

"I saw Tom buying a baguette, so they're probably doing a Dirty Pierre behind the Starbucks"

by CleverTree123 March 11, 2024

Dirt pie

When a guy sticks his penis in your bum ,

Then sticks it in your vagina and cums .

Man my butt hurts from my last night's dirt pie

by Nexusmaybefire June 21, 2025