Dirksen

The atheist version of a god; the quintessential English word for ubermensch.

I sure would like to get flogged by Dirksen. He's so dreamy and awesome.

by yagtob July 8, 2004

dirkhead

Someone wrong.

1.50 in a pound store

dirkhead

by yurbwuilda October 18, 2008

Dirked

The act of physically or metaphorically pre-maturely orgasming on a person or situation. To make a huge mistake.

Oh no! I just dirked on your belly.
I feel horrible, i studied so hard. Despite my efforts i totally dirked that whole test.

by dangeray September 24, 2010

Dirkesness

the psychological state that is beyond insanity

" dude, you are showing signs of Dirkesness!"

by the insane one! August 2, 2009

dirkle

a penis that looks like a small pickle.

"wow. I've never seen an actual dirkle like that."

by haffffleeeeeed March 30, 2010

dirkjan

He is very nice and he is very polite.

Oh I met the nicest guy today
He was a Dirkjan for sure!

by Slenderjan April 6, 2018

Dirkie

A strong guy with a big beard and a small dick

That guy is big up top small down under he is a real Dirkie

by Uzzels August 21, 2016