directurd

A girl who so obsessed with One Direction that it borders on insanity.
Signs of being a Directurd include but are not limited to

-Telling haters to kill themselves
-masturbating to One Direction posters on their walls
-writing fanfiction about having sexual intercourse with the boys from One Direction
-hating on other bands and artists
-not being able to handle criticism towards One Direction
-threatening to kill haters
-knowing ANYTHING and EVERYTHING about One Direction

The list goes on.

Directurds are among the most horrid human beings known to mankind.

by The Greatest Evil Being Ever December 1, 2013

Aerial Director

Aerial Director is a made up title given to country boys that look like the retarded brother of woody from toy story. If you're a disappointment to your father and fuck yourself with a Snap-On™ dildo every night, you just might be a prime choice for Aerial Director.

Synonyms: meaningless title retarded lazy

"That guy walks like he's holding back a nasty shit and looks like he hasn't gotten laid since his family reunion, he must be an aerial director."

by HydraulicsIsFuckingGay November 11, 2018

New Aspect Director

New Aspect Director is the creative,writer and director on various productions local to Ireland. Although relatively unknown,New Aspect Director can be found online and certain social networking sites such as Bebo and youtube. Will usually aid people if in need of help in different areas of media.

Yo you should give a shout out to New Aspect Director. He might give you a helping hand in your movie shit.

by SporticusM April 23, 2009

spank bank directory

n.
long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.

Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.

by Chris Norton January 18, 2007

Self-Directed Learning

A phenomenon in which you ask yourself why the fuck you just paid $2000 to hear a professor tell you to watch a YouTube video.

Teacher: “all right class, the next hour will be focused on self-directed learning! Here’s the homework, go ahead and self-direct yourself how to do it!”
Student: “...lazy-ass bitch...”

by Pacific Liberator May 14, 2020

Music Video Director

A director hired mainly for his vision and ability to place and execute stunning visual images, stories and actions into the short time frame of a song. Usually considered as short films lead by musical tracks rather than dialogue.

Hype Williams, X, Director Hugo V, Spike Jonez are a few examples of some of the most notable music video directors.

by V Freightrain August 1, 2009

dietard

Common name for the proper Dietardius Maximus, also known as WarMachineVx.x and rarely refered to as DieHard. Commonly found within the MMO Lineage 2 but is also thrown around on forums across the internet and possibly in real life.

1v1 Dietard? Ah, I didn't think so, pussy.

by HGM_SPAM October 24, 2004