Diplomatic Idiot

A non-political adult who does not understand how politics works

Brian was a Diplomatic Idiot.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Diplomatic Bukkake

A situation of a more or less synchronous international expulsion of diplomats as a means of expressing contempt with the expelled diplomats' national government's actions or solidarity with the state that had made the expulsion in the first place.

Russia has been suffering a massive diplomatic bukkake ever since the accusations of being liable for the poisoning of an ex-spy in Salisbury in March 2018

by juicefan April 13, 2018

Diplomatic Gum

Gum used to freshen breath before an important meeting or social engagement. Coined by Captain Bruce Ripley on the show Outer Space Astronauts.

The meeting with the visiting ambassadors is about to start. It's time to don our diplomatic hats and bring some diplomatic gum for everyone.

by Tangok1ng March 3, 2010

diplomagic

Being so good with words that you can get a person to change their mind and make them think it was their idea.

Smiling while being snide and calming someone down at the same time.

She used her diplomagic to tell the guy he was wrong while making it sound like he was right.

by Ultimaytum January 24, 2014

Diplomacise

To downgrade a hostile moment into a calm and understanding conversation.

The Security Guard stayed calm and was able to diplomacise the situation.

by Wingman1977 January 28, 2018

Diplomatic Immunity

The act of forcing a person into vaginal or anal intercourse but by shoving both balls inside the unwilling victim as well as the shaft -the crime receives universal immunity from prosecution. While normally a punishable act, if you get the "triple threat" inside, no legal entity can seek prosecution. This proves that either the victim wanted it and allowed it to happen or the perpetrator was just too damned determined not to get caught.

Mark: "Did Joel force that girl to have sex with him? That is a serious crime."
Scott: "Yeah, but he got the dick AND balls inside so he earned Diplomatic Immunity. There is nothing the law can do to him now."
Mark: "That lucky bastard"

Judge: "You are a sick individual and I sentence you to 25 yea....."
Lawyer: "Your honor, It seems my client also shoved in the balls as well during the act."
Judge: "Diplomatic Immunity?"
Lawyer: "Yes, your honor, it seems that way"
Judge: *pauses* "Well, that is a totally different story then. Case dismissed. And furthermore I sentence the plaintiff to 30 days in jail for wasting the court's time"

by Duckhead_ November 20, 2013

Diplomatic Immunity

Magic The Gathering card Game.

Diplomatic Immunity is an Enchant Creature card for 1U that states: Enchanted creature cant be the target of spells or abilities.

Diplomatic Immunity cant be the target of spells or abilities.

Willie casted Diplomatic Immunity on his creature. His opponent could not kill it by targeting the creature or enchantment, so after many turns of being attacked Willies opponent lossed the game.

by The Jeff December 25, 2007