DingleRoot

“Noun” A term used by Oompavile to describe a penis, or dick.

Oompavile: Hey Cole, look at this dingleroot
Cole: WOW

by Penis=Funny June 1, 2019

dingleberries

When wiping your butt with cheap toilet paper, pieces of cheap toilet paper catch/cling to anus hair(s), therefore having berries that dingle from your butt.

If you use that generic toilet paper, you'll get dingleberries.

by samiam6977 January 16, 2009

dingleberry bandit

Somebody who likes to eat dirty buttholes. Usually associated with rape festish or BDSM.

My dom totally blew my mind when they pulled me off the toilet and preceded to become a dingleberry bandit.

by crazynazizombiechic88 January 20, 2017

Dingleberryologist

A master of dingleberries. This individual has a depth of knowledge pertaining to the study of shit crumb entanglement in ass hair. He or she has a complex understanding of the etiology of this common complaint. Their understanding of dingleberries extends beyond the experience itself and delves into the incidence, prevalence, regression, growth, and essentially ubiquitous nature of this process.

Matt is a fucking dingleberryologist; that kid really gets it when shit gets stuck in your ass hair.

by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018

Deodorant Dingleberries

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.

I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.

by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008

dingleberry jam

A jam-like consistant concoction produced in one's ass crack when sweaty butt cheeks churn dingleberries.

I think I left a streak of dingleberry jam on my whitey tighties after my jog.

by SkiSkiSki April 5, 2008

dingleberry

A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.

*Plink*

Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!

Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.

by Joatamon December 28, 2005