dumbledore

The most taleted wizard of all time in the land of Harry Potter.

Harry: Dumbledore is the only man Voldemort was ever afraid of!

by Jedi Master Luna February 3, 2006

Dumbledore complex

A psycho-social attitude, where-in you categorically give people the benefit of the doubt and choose to believe the people are generally good at their core. Derived from an emulation of the actions and attitudes of Albus Dumbledore.

Person 1: "Yo why did Bob invite that dude Jay into the house? That guy is really sketchy."

Person 2: "You know Bob has a Dumbledore complex, he thinks that everyone he meets has redeeming qualities."

by Yuck Mouth January 4, 2013

Dumbledore

A biased bitch who only cares about the Gryffindors.

Dumbledore is such an asshole! Can you believe he gave Gryffindor 500 points? We Slytherin should have won that House Cup!

by The Slytherin Queen February 12, 2019

Dumbledoor

The way dumbasses spell "Dumbledore"

N00b: "snape, snape, severus snape, DUMBLEDOOR11!!1!"
Me: "It's DumbleDORE, dumbass,"

by Snape loves you January 27, 2010

Sir Dibbledord

a british detective personality that comes to life after smoking far too much marijuana

Sir Dibbledord searches the refrigerator for clues after smoking a big fatty.

by jennaficktion May 1, 2009

Dumbledore

AN ASSHOLE WHO LEFT HARRY IN AN ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD WHICH IN NO WAY IS ACCEPTABLE

Jai: On a scale of Justin Beiber to Dumbledore, how much of an asshole is he?

Emmah: Dumbledore level of assholity.

by NON-BINARY SENTIENT BEING May 23, 2018

albus dumbledore

someone who didn't die, cuz he's fucking God

HBP: Snape raiseh his wand and pointed it directlu at Dumbledore.
"Avada Kadavra!"
A jet of green light shot form the end of Snape's wad and hit Dumbledore squarely in the chest. Harry's scream of horror never left him; silent and unmoving, he was forced to watch as Dumbledore was blasted into the air. For a split second, he seemed to hang suspended beneath the shining skull, and then he fell slowly backward, like a great rag doll, over the battlements and out of sight.
Me: STFU, you can't fucking kill Albus Dumbledore, just like they couldn't kill Jesus, Gandalf, or Aslan, cuz they're all fucking God

by dumbledore's boy through and through February 7, 2007