Boyfriend: Babe there's something I need to tell you
Girlfriend: What is it Johnny? Are you breaking up with me?
Boyfriend: No, it's not that I just need to tell you something about my family.. We are known for our Creamy Dill Inheritance Pickle.
Girlfriend: Wow! I never knew how lucky I was!
Girlfriend: What is it Johnny? Are you breaking up with me?
Boyfriend: No, it's not that I just need to tell you something about my family.. We are known for our Creamy Dill Inheritance Pickle.
Girlfriend: Wow! I never knew how lucky I was!
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When, post-sex, you stand up, try to pull your pants up and unfortunately it doesn't go above your erection and you trip and fall on your dick.
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