by Hellersyez May 03, 2013
A dicktionary is like a dictionary but instead of words it lists women that a man has slept with and includes a description of her body and performance as well as listing all of the ways she is willing to have sex. Kinda like a sophisticated black book.
If I don't slow down I'm gonna need a second notebook to continue writing my dicktionary. In the mean time I think I will look up and repeat the l section again.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
A noun that designates a self-proclaimed and public dictionary for people who find themselves funny. Mostly used for instant and private jokes between weird persons. Can be online, free and quite hilarious.
X. "Hey homie, i found such a motherfuckin' play on words while I was stone. Check that out, it's gonna be so amazing."
Y. "No no, dude, save it for the online Dicktionary, I want the whole world to laugh with us!"
Y. "No no, dude, save it for the online Dicktionary, I want the whole world to laugh with us!"
by Neal79 July 27, 2010
A peculiar creature which combs chat rooms, forums, and MMO Channels looking for Typos and misspellings to make fun of an emasculate a stranger for their apparent lack of Grammar Knowledge.
Chris says: Dude that girl wad so hot!
Bobby says: ya man i know!
Professor says: did you mean "Was"? Learn to spell idiot.
Bobby says: Dude chill it was only a typo, don't be such a dicktionary.
Bobby says: ya man i know!
Professor says: did you mean "Was"? Learn to spell idiot.
Bobby says: Dude chill it was only a typo, don't be such a dicktionary.
by Ambassador Core November 08, 2008
A "Dicktionary" is someone who corrects others on what words are actually supposed to mean. If a person uses a word incorrectly, the Dicktionary is there to not only define the word, but to also recreate your sentence with a better suited word.
Person #1: "I am profusely biting my nails!"
Person #2: "Profusely: 1. pouring forth liberally
2. exhibiting great abundance.
You should have said: You are ferociously biting your nails."
Person #1: "... Thanks, Dicktionary."
Person #2: "Profusely: 1. pouring forth liberally
2. exhibiting great abundance.
You should have said: You are ferociously biting your nails."
Person #1: "... Thanks, Dicktionary."
by AXISROSE November 03, 2009
A person or source of knowledge which has complete information regarding sex and can be used as a reference.
by Rapster January 28, 2009
teacher: if you want, you can get a dictionary from over there.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.
by maybe the nobody December 01, 2020