Glow Stick Dick

When a man breaks his erect dick, spilling blood out giving it a red glow. Like a glow stick.

Phillip: I just broke in my new glow stick dick.
Grant: wtf Phillip.

by Sammy S Stiffy January 21, 2020

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

stick dick

a very small wiener that in fact you could compare to a stick, very thin however not too long.

Your stick dick didn't do shit for me last night.

by Katie...BaLLiiN January 2, 2009

Douche Dick Fuck Stick

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”

by Forbesgirlgolfers November 5, 2019

pool stick dick

A rare decease of that when you fall asleep next to somebody, your penis becomes like a pool stick, but bendy like a twizzler, there is no cure

Bro watch out from my pool stick dick tonight, it might get you

by Mr. Smarts591 March 1, 2016

Stick Dick

When you have a girlfriend, crush, or significant other that talks about doing sexual things but is to scared to do them. They will talk it up and get their partner excited and then chicken out. This is the tease and it makes your penis erect in the process. This type of tease is not a fun tease but is instead a way of torture to the male in the relationship.

You are really going to do that. Leave me with a stick dick, really?

by Barneythesavior. January 9, 2020

stick dick

the dick of a male stickperson

bird: i love this tree
weird bird: henry stickmin has a stick dick
brid: |=(|

by Dapperunoriginal22 August 27, 2020